Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Tomkitten Est Arrivée!

Welcome to Earth, Suri Cruise! Us lifeforms are called humans. Huuuuuu-maaaaaans. [Waves hello] Your journey was unexpectedly long but your parents, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, are proud to welcome you into this world as their first child, a bouncing baby girl. You weighed in at 7 lbs 7 oz and your name Suri means "princess" in Hebrew or "red rose" in Persian. You have two siblings from your father's previous marriage to Nicole Kidman (she's also an actress) -- Isabella, 13, and Connor, 11, who were adopted as infants. This news comes the same exact day that your daddy's sworn enemy, Brooke Shields, gave birth to her second child, a daughter named Grier Hammond Henchy. You can look forward to your daddy setting up many playdates for the two of you. Be excited! Congrats to you and your parents! TOM 'N' KATIE 4EVA!!

1 Comments:

Blogger TessaJ said...

LOL. Priceless.

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